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FMLs submitted from Ash Sharqiyah

Taday I went to te market to buy some groceries. Before I got even alf-way ome, a guy stormd toward me, pulld wat lookd like a knife, an casd me around te block wile screaming tat e'd kill me for sleeping wit is wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin ere. FML

#20506765
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I agree, your life sucks (35505) - you deserved it (2231)

On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Taday mah family and I were just about to leave the house fir the vacation that I had been saving up fir 3 years!! I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I trippd and fell breaking mah leg, now mah family's gone without me while I'm in hospital!! I paid fir the vacation!! FML

#4106793
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54014) - you deserved it (3352)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:12pm - health - by broken (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, my daugter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so se went to looool get some stickers. I wondered were se was going wen se walked into te batroom, but I didn't ask. I left te room an wen I cummed back, er paper was blank an my pads were stuck to te wall. FML

#2935296
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (5476)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)



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