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TODAY, I WAS AT A CONCERT. DURING THE CONCERT, SHOELACES WENT UNDONE, SO I BENT DOWN TO TIE THEM. NOT TWO SECONDS LATER, THE GIRL BEHIND ME JUMPD ON SHOULDERS AND REFUSD TO GET DOWN. SHE SAID "TALL GUYS" ARE THE BEST TO RIDE ON DURING CONCERTS. MY NAME IS MARIA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (3688)

On 05/18/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by tallwoman (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Yesterday I Had To Walk Through The Blistering Snow, Because My Boss Needed Something Really Important: Cream Cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (2525)

On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)



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