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FMLs submitted from Andalucia

Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML

#21517791
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I agree, your life sucks (18433) - you deserved it (1537)

On 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm - love - by Septy (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML

#20127131
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (2662)

On 10/21/2012 at 7:11pm - love - by madari (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

#30294
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47324) - you deserved it (13892)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)



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