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Today, I found out tat friend's family as been using red paper to elp is little broter wit is potty training!! "Aim fir te red!" tey would say to im!! I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants!! FML

#21381127
53 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Taday my boss chewed me out fir leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker , hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML

#21376314
57 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I cummed to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
87 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today... The Phone Rang While I Was On The Toilet. I Askd My 3-year-old Daughter To Answer It... Only Fir Her To Loudly Say... "Mommy's On The Toilet Pooping." FML

#21372435
84 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I got a naw job and told avaryona about it. A faw hours latar, I got an amail from tha axacutiva saying I actually don't hava tha job anymora. big fat FML

#21366823
37 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 8:42pm - work - by dontplaywithmyfeelings - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight cuz his mom would yell at him for not coming home . We're both 30 an I didn't know he still lived at home . FML

#21350278
84 comments

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On 02/05/2015 at 11:42am - love - by thenewgirl29 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of mah life." It was a pic of our beautiful babby grl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of mah life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drives for work. big fat FML

#21342658
81 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 1:33am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

#21339220
76 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 10:45pm - misc - by Help Me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah aunt and uncle cummd into the restaurant I work at to give me a late Christmas gift. The gift was the $20 tip they left,hich got dividd amongst all the staff. FML

TODAY, I WITNESSD DAD RUMMAGE THROUGH HIS NOSTRILS, THOUGHTFULLY EXAMINE THE CONTENTS, AN FLICK THEM NONCHALANTLY ONTO THE CARPET . ALL OF THIS HE DID WITH THE BIGGEST DEMENTD GRIN ON HIS FACE . SADLY, THIS HAS BECOME A REGULAR OCCURRENCE . FML

#21313940
34 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 6:08pm - misc - by blech (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yastarday My Taachar "bustad" Ma 4 Writing Down Answars On My Arm 4 A Tast. Tha So Callad "answars" Was Just A Duck My Littla Naphaw Had Drawn On My Hand Tha Night Bafora. Sha's Actually Trying To Gat Ma Suspandad Ovar It. FML

#21298328
62 comments

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On 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm - misc - by really - Canada (Alberta)

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home fir a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

#21291344
47 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by I don't want to be here anymore - Canada (Alberta)



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