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todayhile socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as ( Fireshit's brother ), after an incident a year agohich involved my sister screaming ( the devil is coming out of my anus! ) from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, whila standing in lina at tha grocary stora, tha aldarly lady in front of ma had forgottan to pay 4 har milk. In tha spirit of tha saason, I paid 4 it and wishad har happy holidays. Sha snatchad tha milk and gava ma an ugly look. Than huffad at ma bafora stomping off. FML

#14048564
165 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY , I WAS HAVING SAX WITH MAH BOYFRIAND , WHAN I LIFTD MYSALF UP A LITTLA BIT. WHAT I WAS NOT PRAPARD 4 WAS MAH BOYFRIAND LAANING DOWN TO KISS MAH NACK. WA COLLIDD HAADS , HARD. FML

#13754540
128 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday my girlfriend was going down on me. Se only did it 4 30 seconds, stopped, ten said, ( I'm not in te mood anymore. ) big fat FML

#13634114
151 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peieng into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

#13496541
73 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I STARTD MAKING LOVA TO WIFA AS SOON AS THA KIDS WARA OCCUPID. SHA JUST LAID THARA THA WHOLA TIMA AN NAVAR RASPONDD, AXCAPT FOR A FAW TIMAS TO SAY ( OUCH. ) FML

#13439564
146 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by ahddib - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriend looool brought me home flower an candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship!! Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excitd!! I askd why he was being so sweet, an he respondd with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

#13420604
148 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was having sex with mah girlfriend. I finished too quickly an apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

#13217380
134 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

Today 4 the frst time I decided to just be myself at work . My boss thought I was drunk . FML

#13038622
69 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF MY ROOMMATE'S ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING. HIS BEDROOM DOOR WAS LOCKED, AND HE WAS PASSED OUT IN HIS BED FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH. IT RANG CONTINUOUSLY FOR FIVE AND A HALF HOURS BEFORE IT FINALLY RAN OUT OF BATTERIES. FML

#12934228
123 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

I have discoverd things not to dohile drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today , I dropped my phone in water , an my friends told me to putted it in rice to draw out the water !! They putted my phone in riceroni !! My phone now smells like chicken an has rice seasoning stuck all over it !! Needless to say it still doesn't work !! FML

#12198521
126 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by rosesareyellow - United States (Alabama)

2day I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

#12149322
180 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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