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Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
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I agree, your life sucks (25164) - you deserved it (7733)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35241) - you deserved it (5053)

On 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')



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