By Anonymous - 15/8/2010 05:24 - United States
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
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By  FFML_314  |  11

Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

I'm talking about poking what would seem like a dead raccoon, that doesn't seem to be run over or something of the sort. I did not mention a hoodie in any way. 0.o

By  FFML_314  |  11

Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

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  FFML_314  |  11

HMPH, meth? Can't a girl just be happy without being accused of being an addict? I'm just a really fantastically, fabulous, over-enthusiastic, strange ass girl.

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  FFML_314  |  11

My picture always creeps someone out. No matter what I change it too. I give out the creep vibe a lot. I think I'm rather adorable, but hey, what do I know?

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  evfreak_fml  |  0

Don't worry it doesn't make you strange-ass if you throw dead animals in the woods. That's just how you get rid of them it doesn't make you strange :P Me personally I throw them in the coal stove and burn them. I don't think it's strange.