Today, my boyfriend whipped out his proverbial notebook, where...

By WTFisMyLife - 08/05/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend whipped out his proverbial notebook, where he obviously keeps notes of what I do and how I act during sex, and then grilled me about every single one of those things. Now I'm scared to do anything because I don't want to be interrogated about it later. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML

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By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

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Scared

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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WaluigiKnuckles 5

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:05

just don't have sex with him. if he asks why just remind him.

loopylaura88 17

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:45

do it back. start telling him he's not hard enough, big enough or having enough stamina to please you.

Comments

WaluigiKnuckles 5

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:05

just don't have sex with him. if he asks why just remind him.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 8 May 2019 20:02

you watch too many movies.

Shawnie Gallant 24

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:07

Don’t have sex.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:11

I guess the sexy nun outfit is right out!

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:30

Tell him communicating is one thing, interrogation about sex is another. Then burn his notebook and tell him if he gets another one you wont have sex with him.

loopylaura88 17

Wednesday 8 May 2019 3:45

do it back. start telling him he's not hard enough, big enough or having enough stamina to please you.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 8 May 2019 5:08

Ditch this asshole. Why are you putting up with that behaviour?

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 8 May 2019 5:12

Isn't sex supposed to be fun? Get away from him, his behaviour sounds abusive.

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 8 May 2019 5:14

Excuse me? What kind of idiotic behavior is that? Uh-uh. Either tell him to stop with the immaturity or do the same to him and see how he likes it. If he’s going to continue to be an insensitive prick then start considering packing your bags hun.