Kids: Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made...

By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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Trash talking little dude

By Proud momma - 03/11/2024 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my toddler learned the phrase “Shut up.” He now loudly says it to anyone who speaks to him, including our elderly neighbor, whose only crime was complimenting him on his shoes. FML

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By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:41

I love this one! I laughed so hard!

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:09

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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nunya 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:55

uh.. who ******* cares if a kid says ****?

maxandkevininc 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:49

What, you don't have a pair? Man the **** up, you ****.

imkhs 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:32

BEAT HIS ASS

T_287 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 21:30

LOL! ...But someone should teach the kid some manners.

famousbiztch 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:15

possiblythebestthingi'vereadonthissight:)

Michaelsgirl04 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:16

whythehelldoyoufinditneccesarytotypelikethis?

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Friday 20 February 2009 3:40

dude.....that sounds just like my little brother!! i cracked up hillariously laughing when i heard this!

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Saturday 21 February 2009 17:06

This is by far my favorite posting ever! hahaha

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Sunday 22 February 2009 4:49

How about some blue shut the **** up!". That has got to be the fuinniest shit I ever heard on here before.

stevisimo 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:50

this is the funniest shit int he world to me! now me and my boys always say "how about [whatever the somebody said] shut the **** up!" LMAO!!!!

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:44

Hahaaahahah! As funny as that is, I woulda punched him right in the face. Adult behavior = adult consequences. Take it to him.

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

Trash talking little dude

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