Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all...

By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 20/11/2025 22:00

Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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Skids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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Smooth criminal

By Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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Delicate cycle

By Fergie03 - 14/11/2025 22:00

Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML

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Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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sofarsogood 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

god i hope you aren't older than like 12

Leftieswillrule 3

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:16

WTF don't assume that's an industry standard, our washer is front loading

Comments

tragicsandwich 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:55

if you had been wearing your sign someone could have warned you.

Nina2246 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:23

wow u should not be allowed to operate machinery

Lolzords 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:08

You can cook cereal?

neongurl98 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:33

Do you understand the difference between a dryer and washer?

Sydnayy 4

Monday 15 August 2011 9:17

LOL

miZscrZee 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:01

Okay, you could totally tell the difference from washer and dryer. It's all the same on the inside. Ur stupid. Must be ur first time washing clothes EVER.

juybuygo 13

Monday 12 December 2011 10:02

in her defense....nah she's dumb as a rock. YDI

retardslol 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:58

I would say that This should be natural, because you're a girl

oNisao 21

Tuesday 28 May 2013 21:07

Or she simply didn't know... I used to wash my clothes by hand,I didn't know how to use a washer till I moved to U.S. I was like 12 or 11.

roachan 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 14:56

Not everybody washes their own clothes, for various reasons. Maybe she moved out and her parents always did her laundry for her or something. At now she's taking the initiative to do it herself this time, for whatever reason. Kudos to her for that. She probably understands the difference as she knew you put soap in one and in her defense, to somebody who's probably never done it before, on first glance it might be easy to tell the difference between the two.