Love: Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly...

By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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You deserved it 101 219

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Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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IMB916 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

Comments

maliboozer1 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:58

Wow thats sad this is how rapists get their beginnings stay away from my sisters

krector13 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 5:45

Hey I'll tell you what just to get some satisfaction out of this. You tell me how to win some of these games and i can tell you how a ****** feels like. Should be a fair deal

billybobjoebob 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:07

you were supposed to do the dominating in bed

Hockeylover87_71 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:13

#187, why the F would he have to let the girl win? just because you can't win at anything, doesn't mean that your BF (or GF) has to purposely lose so that you can feel good about your stupid self. get a life and learn how to win, so that your bf (or gf) doesn't have to take pity in you, you sad excuse for a gamer.

hung_solo 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 18:52

Mastahorse, good job in spelling douche wrong. And you are a girl. LMFAO ;)

FMLMeetYDI 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:55

If my boyfriend beat me, I wouldn't give a damn. At least I did my best.

IceCreamMage 17

Friday 4 September 2009 8:31

I dominate my girlfriend in Combat Arms but she frequently says "IF YOU SHOOT ME I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" I spent half the game shooting the person right behind her and running away from her while she shoots me. It's actually kinda funny xD

Disco_Pat 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:24

thats how you test girls if they can beat you or give a good challenge then they are a good choice lol

Fleurygirl 7

Tuesday 8 September 2009 11:02

Just find a girl who can beat you at a game! Seriously, women who game do exist and ones that will kick your backside are out there too. If she's just useless at games then play in co-op mode and teach her how to be better.

FlyingTomato7 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 2:31

Dayum! This guys is claaayayaaaSY! Taking a girl to an arcade, damn that's cool! Then, you showed how incredibly attractive you are by dominating her sorry ass in some 1980s video games! God, I wish I was you!