Kids: Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Belton

Today, I moved in with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own. I now pay 100% of the bills and can't leave because I can't save to replace my stolen/totaled car. I also can't drop my mask at home because 33 is apparently to old to be autistic, and I'm so tired and burnt out. I'm also not allowed to sleep. FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 06/09/2025 22:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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Control

By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Just no!

By W…… - 04/09/2021 05:01

Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML

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You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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LoveINKs 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:11

Tell them, WHEN THEY PAY ALL THE BILLS, THEY CAN MAKE THE RULES! or just life them in their room!

MissErikaHart 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:08

move out if it's that bad

Comments

510munchkin 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 20:36

thats a joke right

slopiggfizz 5

Friday 6 May 2011 20:51

tell em to blow it out their asses. your doing them a favor and they're going to act like your 16.

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:55

move out duh

MustangMan29 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 17:24

Shouldn't it be payed off already if it's been in your family for three generations ?

mojo5678 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 20:48

Just say **** em

viper0hr 7

Wednesday 20 February 2013 17:37

How in the hell do you still have a mortgage after 3 generations? 100%APR???

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 2:07

Parents, eh?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 December 2014 0:53

You don't have to listen to them.

DovahShep 20

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:09

for three generations... how are you still paying mortgage

criley221 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:07

Ummmm, no. When you pay their bills, they listen to YOUR rules! What kind of bullshit is this?!?

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