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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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Classic mistake

By 暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

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bassboy 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:22

I Stole your pictures. I am now you.

antonioohama 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:06

YDI for being so forgetful.

MyMichaelJackson 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:23

uhm. smart.

lizzilla8297 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:10

at least ur license was still there. ydi for being stupid.

purplicious66666 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:47

I agree with #11 and WTF #12 not the best thing to say. but idont see y u have to put things ontop of ur car. that's just dumb

grattow96 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:47

Hey at least you still have your drivers liscense

chasleek 3

Monday 16 January 2012 23:34

Don't worry it happened to me but I had everything in my wallet still

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 4 June 2012 19:06

Damn!

SeverelyRandom 10

Monday 16 September 2013 2:33

At least you don't have to go to the DMV

MasqueradePrince 25

Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:28

I hope this taught you to be more responsible and to care for your possessions.

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