Love: Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal,...

By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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matt692009 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:21

Beastieality is ILLEGAL

mariekentairo 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:20

You should get out more then....

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Jbiebs82 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 22:59

No fml unless you said you were allergic to dogs

xHabsfanx 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:32

Lmao I didn't see that coming, I thought op was gonna say she was a lesbian. Lol go find a real girl op, that's really sad...

master_wOOt 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:37

so what's the problem?

tama_tee 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:38

wow 44 is a win

ezioaudatore 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:56

wow you ****** furry my term for furry is same as *********** but just shorter and otger definitions

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:59

******

hereweshallgo 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:11

give her a mint before you make out with her...

transamman 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:28

WTF? ur talking about a dog being the girl of ur dreams, n I'm the one who every one calls weird

wednesdeyy 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:30

That's soooooo sweet :3

Gummybears4life 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:33

umm... listen.... you cant be in love with a dog.... its just not right.... so um... stop being creepy

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Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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