By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
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Higamalia 19

I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p

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Waschlappen 23

So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..

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TabooSushi 24

Suuuurrree, OP. That's what they ALL say. :p

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MrEpicSqueaky101 18

I actually had a similar instant when I was 5ish, when I was in the shower I slipped and fell right on a sharp metal bar. Now I have a huge scar right above my butt crack.

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SilverInGray 25

Why was there a sharp metal bar in your shower?

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MrEpicSqueaky101 18

It was on the bottom of the door to prevent water from going out.

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drrobotnik1 18

You slipped in the shower. Sure you did.

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shitstorm28 11

I've seen people hurt themselves in a lot of really creative and inventive ways, but this...this is a new one.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Thats what everyone says when they get to the emergency room. You don't need to lie, they know the truth

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JudgeComrade 17

Is that what you told the doctor?

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bobsanction 18

At least it didn't go up your butt.

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