By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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Lucky7Samson 10

163 has downs. You Don't just trip and fall into a bitch pussy.

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penelopeadrian 7

Hit him and say it just sort of happened, sorry bro they don't deserve you

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frod0 10

Time to hit the old dusty trail OP! Move on to better friends and partners :)

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fukre 3

n what about your girlfriend......she fell for what...tiny tyni kid!!!!!!!!

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mcrfan45 10

that's when you say" hey man It sort of looks like I shot you and my EX girlfriend in the knee caps..... It just sort of happened."

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Guinness96 1

no he cleary was taking a shower in a shower in the middle of the street and she tripped and fell on his dick.

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luckyme143 13

whoa, I read this too fast and thought u said "dad" instead of "friend"... so cheer up, it could of been worse!

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cutieQP 9

"just sort of happened". please tell me you dumped her OP, you trip and fall and get a cut, you don't trip and fall into a ******.

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Zack325 10

What a good friend. He was keeping her company while he was gone

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