By Screwed - / Tuesday 26 May 2009 07:48 / South Africa
By Anon / Saturday 5 December 2009 14:19 / United Kingdom
SoSexy_fml Say more :
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
By SoSexy - / Sunday 7 October 2012 10:25 / United States - Stockton
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 October 2009 19:20 / United States
By MikeyPeters / Friday 13 March 2009 04:26 / United States
By awskme / Saturday 9 January 2010 00:36 / France
World

Today, a few idiots were fooling around and they knocked down a porta-potty. The thing is, I was in that porta-potty. FML

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By what have i done with my life - / Sunday 21 July 2013 17:46 / United States - Akron
By bakingwomannnnnnnn - / Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:59 / United States - Redding
tricia_11 Say more :
That man hasn't worked a day in almost 5 years. He took an early retirement and sits home all day. I work my ass off. I have a 3 hour daily commute on top of my work day. After sitting on his ass all day, he needs to cook me my favorite meal, give me the best sex ever and worship me for taking care of him! Yet, I'm thinking of myself? Get real.
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:39 / Denmark
By FailureAtLife121 - / Saturday 27 June 2009 03:44 / United States
bluerhhajfk Say more :
Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.
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Game Ranking

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 MysteryGuitarMan 447
2 whatshername?! 200
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 imightbeazombie 0
6 darkdepressed 0
7 littletrainer 0
8 cnclalacrap 0
9 scizzoid 0
10 ndisabeast 0
# Total 658

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 2560
2 BadAtPuns 1457
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 135
7 EclipticaLibra 120
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 48
10 xsandra 45
# Total 6132

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 MrGoesNuts 741
2 Taurus_ChicKa 50
3 thisisbutaname 39
4 tinyme2 3
5 ohnoo_ew 0
6 sami_91 0
7 aquarius2 0
8 aquarius 0
9 muffin69 0
10 cometdancer10159 0
# Total 833
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