Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend, his family, and I were playing Cards Against... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2016 06:40

Today, my boyfriend, his family, and I were playing Cards Against Humanity. The fill in the blank card was "I love..." One of the choice cards that I read aloud were "My sex life." My boyfriend blurted out, "Which is not good." We've been dating for 4 years and I thought our sex life was good. FML

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Deadlyhump 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:54

It was hopefully a joke. Cards Against Humanity is just for having fun and messing with people

bradleybaldwin 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:49

Ask him after if he was kidding , if not then have a conversation about it

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Deadlyhump 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:54

It was hopefully a joke. Cards Against Humanity is just for having fun and messing with people

bradleybaldwin 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:49

Ask him after if he was kidding , if not then have a conversation about it

deathrise007 22

Sunday 10 July 2016 21:47

If he wasn't kidding it's time to have a thorough conversation with him. Talk, talk, talk.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 11 July 2016 13:04

Or a midget donkey.

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