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By caittorr - / Sunday 11 November 2018 16:00 / Canada - Saint-jean-sur-richelieu
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Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

By traumatized - / Saturday 10 November 2018 21:00 / Canada - Joliette
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Today, in bed, my wife took her vibrator and started masturbating. Feeling excited, I went down to help her. She told me to knock it off 'cause she couldn't focus. FML

By BackedOff - / Saturday 10 November 2018 05:00 / Belgium
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By Anonymous - / Friday 9 November 2018 04:00 / Bulgaria - Plovdiv
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Today, while my 8-year-old was at school, I got a call saying that he shat and peed himself and then attacked a girl with his shit. FML

By sicko - / Wednesday 7 November 2018 18:30 / Egypt
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 13:18 / Canada - Vancouver
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Today, I reached my goal weight. My arms and legs are thin, but my face looks horrible and my belly didn't reduce an inch. FML

By nabru - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:30 / Brazil - Florian?polis
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By Joy - / Monday 5 November 2018 10:30 / Canada - Winnipeg
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Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada
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Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

By willkftw - / Saturday 3 November 2018 23:30 / Australia - Blackburn
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Today, I had a job interview for my dream job. Then I got a call saying it was cancelled because of a policy change that was issued this morning. I applied over a month ago. FML

By Girl - / Friday 2 November 2018 15:30 / Netherlands - Amsterdam
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By Notarealwaifu - / Friday 2 November 2018 13:00 / Japan - Kunitachi
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Today, when I came home, my dildo was placed in the middle of the bed. I last put it in my drawer. I only live with my dad. FML

By idaaan - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 03:00 / Sweden - Karlstad
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By OwieOwie - / Monday 29 October 2018 11:00 / United Kingdom - Tewkesbury
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By Deciduous - / Sunday 28 October 2018 22:00 / Australia - Gungahlin
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By fail2.0 - / Saturday 27 October 2018 22:00 / Sweden - Skinnskatteberg
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Today, I broke up with the guy I've been dating for 6 months. His response was to destroy my $200 Japanese chef knife. I'm an apprentice cook and that knife means the world to me. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2018 04:00 / Canada - Westerose
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By Damn millennials! - / Thursday 25 October 2018 23:45 / Philippines - Taguig
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Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

By rachgirl6 - / Monday 22 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
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By Starving artist - / Monday 22 October 2018 05:00 / Canada - Courtenay
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By you win again Dr.Google.... you win - / Monday 22 October 2018 18:00 / Philippines - Para?aque
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Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML

By slaya - / Sunday 21 October 2018 13:30 / Bosnia and Herzegovina - Visoko
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Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML

By Fuckkkk - / Saturday 20 October 2018 14:00 / Australia - Port Melbourne
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Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML

By Lubitueh - / Friday 19 October 2018 02:00 / Portugal - Carnaxide
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By DoubleTrouble - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 17:30 / India
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Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

By H.B - / Sunday 14 October 2018 17:30 / Germany
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Today, I met a really sweet cute guy on a dinner date. Too bad he was the waiter instead of my date. FML

By right date wrong guy - / Sunday 14 October 2018 15:30 / Norway - Oslo
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By ClumsyDumbsy - / Saturday 13 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
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By Anthony - / Saturday 13 October 2018 23:00 / Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg
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By rejected Lonely heart - / Friday 12 October 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Game Ranking

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 189
2 MysteryGuitarMan 165
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 thatoneasiangirl 0
6 manicspecimen 0
7 Danitorresciadne 0
8 horselover69 0
9 Briannm 0
10 wordsoftruth 0
# Total 365

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 2236
2 BadAtPuns 1412
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 120
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 48
10 xsandra 45
# Total 5740

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 50
2 thisisbutaname 24
3 MrGoesNuts 15
4 cinnadoe 0
5 pameelaslz 0
6 castoreno 0
7 imgonnawupu2 0
8 hggreen7 0
9 ghswrestler152 0
10 TheRealFrisbee 0
# Total 89
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