Miscellaneous: Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the...

By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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You can't explain that

By shreking_bawl - 14/11/2014 18:39 - Norway

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Judgeisalwaysright - 01/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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Hammerhead

By I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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The penny drops…

By Catchy slogans trump intelligent answers i guess - 20/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML

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You deserved it 133

By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Heretique - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Group discussion

By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:52

He sounds like a walking meme.

seriouslypony 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 2:55

I feel you OP, once I got a debate partner whose rebuttal was "Well I'm right because you're a dumbass". Thankfully we got graded individually.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 17 November 2013 3:51

Was this some debate about swag and what not... Ask for some extra credit do needed...

ericm87 3

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:03

Classic

Zimmington 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:09

OMG! Gag me with a spoon! Your partners a jive turkey OP.

adamfromaus 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:09

so did you win the debate, bro?

thenewgirl29 20

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:13

This generation sometimes... I tell ya! *angrily shakes cane.*

Zimmington 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:56

Is better than previous generations *sarcastically waves skateboard*

JayThrntn 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:19

College is a crock of shit anyway.. Don't be mad bro!

McPickleStache 10

Sunday 17 November 2013 4:36

I bet you were the 'are you ******* kidding me' guy since he was the troll

mansen 15

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:04

Duct tape. Always have a roll on you. Duct tape fixes everything...

meouch 6

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:06

You mad, bro?

Jazz_916 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 5:14

When people ask what's wrong with our generation, they forget to ask who raised them...

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