Kids: Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:51 - Australia

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

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By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By readytomove - 18/09/2025 12:00

Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

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By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Saturday 30 May 2015 23:57

Time to call the Fuzz

manateesarecool 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:00

She has a nice vocabulary

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alfonze07 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:12

If she really does do drugs, just tell her that it's all in her head and that you don't hear anything.

cookie1207 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:20

That sounds like a direct threat! Call the police!

coldwar252 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:25

Call the police

samanthahaha 9

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:40

Hahaha I'm cracking up at this. Just because I have a neighbor exactly like this....

Just1Day 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:00

Using the language they did is grounds for Disorderly Conduct at a minimum in the States . If this just happened, don't waste time in calling the police. Also, keep a log of this and any possible future offenses. If this is your neighbor showing their true nature you may have a courtroom in your future. Congratulations on your new baby girl. Enjoy her.

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:37

given its australia, that language is pretty common. what the OP could do is report her for threatening them, just in case something happens & so the police have a report of it.

Kidjazzin 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:30

I would call the police immediately.

driinkbleach 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:31

I can't believe some of the responses here about how irritating babies crying is. Have you people forgotten that you too were once babies that cried and annoyed your parents and othet people? Thats the cycle of life for everyone. They can't talk or help themselves in any way;all they can do is cry.

quackImapenguin 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 8:22

The fact that a baby can't be blamed for crying does not change the fact that a baby's crying is annoying. Besides, parents choose to have a baby and deal with the crying and they also got to experience the joys of having a baby. The neighbor got no choice in the matter of whether or not she'd have to deal with having her sleep disturbed by loud crying at night and she's not going to get to experience any of the fun parts of having a baby, so I can't blame her for being pissed that this is being inflicted upon her. Her way of expressing herself is questionable, but the feelings are 100% justified. Sleep is a basic human need and it's one thing to willingly give it up for a baby and quite another to have it taken from you against your will. I hope the parents are taking proper measures to put the crib in the location where the crying will be least audible to the neighbors.

Chaosin 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:54

While I suppose in a sense, the neighbor's annoyance is "justified", it isn't at the same time. If you think about it, OP was pregnant for a period of time moving in, the neighbor would have known and should have expected that sort of thing. That left the door open for the neighbor to move out. Then, if you go down the whole "planned to have the child" route, sometimes it's not in fact planned for a child to be born, so it all depends on the situation there. In any case, congrats OP to your baby, I'm sure she's a cutie! c: