Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had.... - FML

By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Spicy

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Spicy

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Funny guy

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 02:00 - United States - Lima

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were finishing in the bedroom; he pulled out and finished on my stomach. Then he figured that was the time to quote Shrek, saying, "Better out than in I always say." FML

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Turn off

By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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twin 18

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:03

that's a win in my book

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:49

Jokersgirl wins. FATALITY!!!

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twin 18

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:03

that's a win in my book

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:17

He’ll get over it.

TxKitten79 10

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:32

Omg I'm laughing so hard!!! That's awesome!!! I hope y'all had a good laugh about it later.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 21 May 2019 4:49

Jokersgirl wins. FATALITY!!!

GamerChickxoxo 16

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:12

next time you want some just look at him and say "ROUND 2 FIGHT!"

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Tuesday 21 May 2019 14:27

was it a flawless victory?

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 21 May 2019 14:47

Did you finish him?

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 21 May 2019 20:26

When he was done did he yell Round 2 Fight!

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 21 May 2019 23:25

Could be worse! Could be Smash Bros with a homerun bat! Or the DK hammer!

Brad Fletcher 4

Wednesday 22 May 2019 1:57

Youre a keeper.

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