By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
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halcyon93 16

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

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kgall19 3

you guys should know that when you Have sex you shouldn't bleed. the hymen doesn't "break" bleeding occurs when you do noooo foreplay and you end up ripping youre ******

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fj19 9

Sorry for your girlfriend, OP. haha.

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allieallie18 7

op is the girlfriend

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amisenho 11

OP's Boyfriend: Oh, shit! "Teeth" was totally real! ****** dentata is reeeeeeeeaallllllll!

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svtSandman 3

Ik the sex ed class never told us what happens when a girl loses her virginity

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Saraishi 25

Well, he either was too nervous or doesn't understand how things work.

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