By holly - 24/05/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
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BKF 0

LMAO! But seriously, FYL your Mom's a bitch.

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NGM_KID 0

Well, what makes you think you're more important than her dog? lol jk!! Your mom is such a bitch!!

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WickedPixie 0

Your mom is an epic bitch. I bet you weren't hugged enough as a child, either. Parenting fail. Or did you do something wrong?

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contingencyplan 0

that's actually something my mom would do! lol!

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SuperPineApple 0

Wow, your mom is a selfish control freak. She ******* bore you, why doesn't she respect you? Show her all these comments and tell her she's a ******* bitch. You can't do anything if your underage, but you can move out into an apartment when you get older. You mom is a ******* lazy bitch.

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SuperPineApple 0

Wow, your mom is a selfish control freak. She ******* bore you, why doesn't she respect you? Show her all these comments and tell her she's a ******* bitch. You can't do anything if your underage, but you can move out into an apartment when you get older. You mom is a ******* lazy bitch.

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hateevryone 14

she treat the dog better than she treat you. favoritism

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yessirre 4

Tell the fat **** to go lay in her bed the couch is meant for sitting

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