By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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nikiiinline 0

haha that's great. my bf is a ranger in the army and he talks the same way! I think it's hilarious. these ppl who r baggin on ya obviously dnt understand the army life. you have manners! ppl r idiots

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

LMAO did your mommy give u a spanking LOL

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bskiddo_fml 3

ydi its not that "rough"

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epicepidural 2

"pass me the ******* butter" "give me that god damn mother ****** ******* pepper, pussy"

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DonovanRiddick 6

******* lame. If my mom gave me shit for swearin around her id cuss her out she swears bad around her own mom herself.

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whitey317 0

It could have been alot worse

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grayeyedmarine 14

there's the dif between marines and army we know when to shut our mouths and have manners and when to open them. don't blame the army for you being lazy and rude

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm sorry, what? That may be the case, but you got to remember that many people who got back from deployment have trouble readjusting to society after spending months or years away from home. While you are at the location stationed, you tend to pick up habits that stay with you because that's what you do there. Once you get back home, those habits are hard to break and takes time to adjust yourself to society. That is the case with the op. It's not the matter that the op is rude or lazy because he curses, it's it because he has a habit that he has gotten used to while he was stationed at his base...

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brianjman14 22

Unless your parents are super conservative, this really isn't an FML at all. It's kinda funny, to be honest. By the way, thanks for serving! :D

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hateevryone 14

i guess the army does this to you

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