By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 186

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HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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Ha ha, that totally flies in my house. My parents curse more than me and all my siblings do, put together. And there's five of us kids, so that's obviously quite a lot. :P

Gs_brother 0

#48's got it, #6 is an anti-american asshole who deserves to have someone in the military kick his ass. Thank you for serving our country

captainmaharet 1

I've been in for three and a half years. It's amazing how quickly swearwords turn into verbal commas.

Petorious09 0

So wait, how is is different from normal butter?

thiseffinglife 0

hahahha this same thing happens to me all the time!!!!!.... i say shit like tht... gosh and my rents r all over me for it!!! like.. mom'll be saying sthn i dont wnna hear, and then i'll be like: oh **** off! and then i'll realize wht i say :S

You most likely got your butt KICKED for this country. You have the right to do it (but try not to do it in front of your mother. :P )

Man first of all you rock for saving my @$$ and our country's @$$ your a hero And second of all you cant help that. You where killing people when they where cussing. Thank you

oh well, it happens! xD and #5 made me lol!!