By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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countryb_cth 38

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

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Phooey 22

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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worldclassrager 39

A light shake goes a long way...but that happens I had that happen with bleu cheese before that was a fun one

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lexos 16

And this is why you always put your hand on a cap when you shake liquids.

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NateTheGreat132 14

Sharks are wicked cool. Irrelevant comment is irrelevant.

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Mauskau 35

YDI for not holding onto the lid whilst shaking. Have you not learned with ketchup?

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Corey122726 17

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase golden shower. On the brighter side, I'm sure in some way that mixture is good for your hair...

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vikky538 28

I think you don't have habit of shaking things gently at the first place...

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