Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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That's kind of abusive

By Tea gurl - 23/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML

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You deserved it 100

By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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wtfmylifedude 8

Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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frackenfrack 0

Monday 16 May 2011 22:16

you are tea-tarded my friend... *cue drum beat and symbol*

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:44

waddaya on about 102? that's a perfectly good pun.

antoinemartinez 0

Monday 16 May 2011 22:23

lid?

OCDC 9

Monday 16 May 2011 22:27

Well I guess this week just hasn't been your cup of tea.

fancymega 7

Monday 16 May 2011 22:28

some people never learn

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Monday 16 May 2011 22:52

you should invest in a straw op

Connerzz87 6

Monday 16 May 2011 22:53

maybe you should stop drinking very hot tea

luvppl 6

Monday 16 May 2011 22:53

I'm no grammar Nazi, but it's "spilled," not "spilt." lol I'm sorry for your double burn though. Two-degree burn!!! :)

indistructo 3

Monday 16 May 2011 23:00

u must be uber clumsy... and unfortunate

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:43

uber lol

iLolAtYou9001 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:04

lol paradox or some shit

mr_smiley227 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:07

you think you'd learn not to do that...

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Same thing different taste

Coordination malfunction

Slippery when wet

That's kind of abusive

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