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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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That's kind of abusive

By Tea gurl - 23/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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wtfmylifedude 8

Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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trimmerr 1

Monday 16 May 2011 21:22

well did you at least eat your crumpits.

_Oblivion_ 12

Monday 16 May 2011 21:22

Do i need to buy u a plastic spill-proof cup?

cool517 1

Monday 16 May 2011 21:24

so I hope that by now you realize how stupid you are!!!!

racheygurll 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:33

u should probly stop encountering tea.

baby5829 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:38

stop drinking hot tea :) switch to cold :p

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 16 May 2011 21:43

holy sh!t... u need a SIPPY CUP!

BAMF519 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:44

smart jst spill it all over something that u already spilt on idk if that makes sence

dakins 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:49

TRY ICE TEA ALREADY!

sheethapins 13

Monday 16 May 2011 21:52

Try drinking a not so hot cup of tea. You know they have iced tea now, it's rather new it's only been around for a few centuries. I highly recommend it.

Michaelgee 2

Monday 16 May 2011 22:05

I guess you can you say you lost your "cool". Maybe you should get a grip on "reali-tea" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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