By nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada

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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

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cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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perdix 29

I think the OP is referring to his foreskin. His "cape" retracts when he's fully erect, so she can't play with it during sex.

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atlanta_lex 0

...who was she trying to be??

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ndhin831 2

maybe if she didn't always have to sleep in the wet spot she wouldn't want to wear a cape

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Bane901 2

Dude, that sounds like an amazing women you have there.

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Shawn_Tizzle20 4

Haha she was denied ultra-sex!!!

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destonerock 0

If I got a nickel every time I heard that. I'd be rich..

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cufaoil 11

you sir, are a cold, heartless, jerk.... no cape indeed... what is this world coming to? your gf is EPIC more cowbell?

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