Work: Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing...

By creepyeyes - 21/06/2009 18:37 - Canada

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 13:55 - Canada

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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Ric3ball 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:04

where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O

manoverboard 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:04

Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D

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24788 6

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:43

lol, why would you need those?

ily_hun996 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:44

OHMYGOSH where can I get those?! I would've hired you!

420bliss 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:46

I don't get how you forgot you had them in. When I wear them I always see a little bit of the color around my pupil, plus they're kinda uncomfortable so it would be hard for me to forget they're there. But I guess everyone's eyes are different and maybe they fit you better than they do me? I dunno. Oh and #11, you're a ****** idiot...

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:47

Dammit, I want some!

vicv666 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:48

hahaha you suck men XD FYL and YDI

lucksnothear1 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:48

Was the job interview for a zoo job?

TheWorldChampion 5

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:51

ooooh great. a new ******* scene. zebra prints ugly anyways. how stupid.

STRAWCHOPPER 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:54

I wouldn't suggest holding your breath for that call.

STN_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:54

sucks man :(, i feel for you!

heywood 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:56

I've heard of colored contacts... I've never heard of contacts with unique patterns on them. I guess at 21 yrs old I've outgrown the age group that wears such things. YDI.