By Vicky Cain - 15/6/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas Kids love that sort of repetition Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML I agree, your life sucks 351 You deserved it 589 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By punkiebrew - 16/1/2021 02:01 Bacon lovers unite Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML I agree, your life sucks 566 You deserved it 103 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alyxandrea Loffer - 26/7/2020 14:00 Oh, hai! Today, while answering hospice calls, I had to take this one with a straight face. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 116 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alyxandrea Loffer - 9/7/2020 17:02 Green fingers Today, I learned that the $30 plant that I've been tediously tending to and extremely proud of for thriving is actually just a subspecies of ragweed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1048 You deserved it 426 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Crossed wires Today, there's no recovering from this. FML I agree, your life sucks 556 You deserved it 293 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous That sinking feeling… Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1376 You deserved it 390 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marina1686 If the shoe fits… Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 685 You deserved it 961 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FMLMaximus Warranties don't cover kids, do they? Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1185 You deserved it 446 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sonia Kirpalani Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the chippy, only to spend 7 quid on chips and curry sauce that my deck chair was never going to let me eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 531 You deserved it 885 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML FML in a nutshell. I agree, your life sucks 791 You deserved it 103 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML FML Users Rise Up! I agree, your life sucks 853 You deserved it 104 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML We've lost track of the plot of the show. I agree, your life sucks 600 You deserved it 102 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML So, how's your summer so far? I agree, your life sucks 664 You deserved it 99 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Summer's here, and the time is right for… I agree, your life sucks 812 You deserved it 141 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Mondays are like… I agree, your life sucks 1006 You deserved it 99 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nav Today, I sent a sexy text to my husband while he waited for a flight home at the airport. This was his response. FML I agree, your life sucks 1325 You deserved it 744 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ash Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML I agree, your life sucks 1082 You deserved it 119 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, after I finally got the money for a pool, I built a deck, filled it a quarter of the way, then all the 4x4 beams collapsed. The pool ripped in half, flooding the yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1247 You deserved it 847 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML I agree, your life sucks 1333 You deserved it 265 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deerling Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1923 You deserved it 458 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CoffeeMate Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was, so I held him as I ate in the kitchen. While I did so, he, like a demonic feline, decided to smack my full cup of coffee over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1585 You deserved it 445 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2878 You deserved it 232 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why Me Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1843 You deserved it 644 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LennyFace134 - Canada - Burlington Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2285 You deserved it 757 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tristaph Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML I agree, your life sucks 2332 You deserved it 174 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jeauxann Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML I agree, your life sucks 3537 You deserved it 275 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amber Rutledge Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, your life sucks 2798 You deserved it 421 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, your life sucks 1162 You deserved it 220 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, while I was really high, I pissed myself in front of my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 78 1 Comments
Today, I’ve been married for 8 days and I haven’t had sex with my wife since then. I’m 24 and she’s 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 You deserved it 26 1 Comments
Today, my male model boyfriend admitted to me that he has developed an eating disorder because of his career. He also told me we couldn't have sex anymore,... I agree, your life sucks 164 You deserved it 28 10 Comments
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me for a year. He doesn't see how texting and sexting counts as cheating. While I cleaned, cooked, payed... I agree, your life sucks 499 You deserved it 107 3 Comments
