Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 September 2018 03:30 /

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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By Why Me - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 04:00 /

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

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By LennyFace134 - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 22:00 / Canada - Burlington

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By tristaph - / Wednesday 1 August 2018 00:00 /

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By jeauxann - / Friday 11 May 2018 23:59 /

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By Amber Rutledge - / Saturday 27 January 2018 00:00 /

FML's Christmas Bingo!

Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!

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By Alan - / Monday 25 December 2017 17:30 /

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 5 October 2017 14:30 /

Halloween Struggles

Do you have your Halloween costume picked out yet?

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 4 October 2017 08:30 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 28 September 2017 08:30 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Monday 25 September 2017 14:34 /

Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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By Goober - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:30 /

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 13 September 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

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They are humans !

		Nickname
		AtyapNc
		gunner93
		devilis
		Chadi23
		wishigo
		Dondado
		carangue11
		87715436197
		ALEK1403
		peacenono

Game Ranking

End of game in

Zombie

#	Nickname	Bites
1	MysteryGuitarMan	447
2	whatshername?!	441
3	im365sostressed	7
4	CaseyR	4
5	whitneymorgan121	0
6	cowgirl447	0
7	hahayourface_	0
8	iamnotadude	0
9	lilben_fml	0
10	FreeBird3	0
#	Total	899

vampire

#	Nickname	Bites
1	newbiemalestr8	2600
2	BadAtPuns	1457
3	Ashamed_Sister	1000
4	abigiggles	220
5	hellsingthecreator93	183
6	Dave_Davington	135
7	EclipticaLibra	120
8	Vaella	81
9	Callyn	49
10	xsandra	45
#	Total	6191