By Anonymous - 23/5/2020 23:00 Crossed wires Today, there's no recovering from this. FML I agree, your life sucks 320 You deserved it 162 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/4/2020 08:00 That sinking feeling… Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1256 You deserved it 370 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marina1686 - 20/9/2019 20:00 If the shoe fits… Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 618 You deserved it 859 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FMLMaximus - 13/9/2019 14:00 Warranties don't cover kids, do they? Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1082 You deserved it 410 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sonia Kirpalani - 5/8/2019 00:01 Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the chippy, only to spend 7 quid on chips and curry sauce that my deck chair was never going to let me eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 496 You deserved it 818 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 16/7/2019 05:18 Relatable. I agree, your life sucks 575 You deserved it 61 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 12/7/2019 17:10 FML in a nutshell. I agree, your life sucks 730 You deserved it 94 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 11/7/2019 17:00 FML Users Rise Up! I agree, your life sucks 794 You deserved it 95 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 10/7/2019 15:05 We've lost track of the plot of the show. I agree, your life sucks 556 You deserved it 92 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 8/7/2019 11:00 So, how's your summer so far? I agree, your life sucks 618 You deserved it 89 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 6/7/2019 17:00 Summer's here, and the time is right for… I agree, your life sucks 771 You deserved it 133 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 24/6/2019 22:47 Mondays are like… I agree, your life sucks 963 You deserved it 93 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nav - 16/6/2019 22:00 Today, I sent a sexy text to my husband while he waited for a flight home at the airport. This was his response. FML I agree, your life sucks 1276 You deserved it 719 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ash - 14/6/2019 14:02 Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML I agree, your life sucks 1039 You deserved it 116 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/6/2019 20:00 Today, after I finally got the money for a pool, I built a deck, filled it a quarter of the way, then all the 4x4 beams collapsed. The pool ripped in half, flooding the yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1190 You deserved it 813 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 23/5/2019 03:29 The FML Motto I agree, your life sucks 603 You deserved it 83 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/5/2019 06:04 Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML I agree, your life sucks 1285 You deserved it 253 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deerling - 6/3/2019 18:00 Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1864 You deserved it 447 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CoffeeMate - 21/12/2018 20:00 Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was, so I held him as I ate in the kitchen. While I did so, he, like a demonic feline, decided to smack my full cup of coffee over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1543 You deserved it 430 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2018 03:30 Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2801 You deserved it 223 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why Me - 15/8/2018 04:00 Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1780 You deserved it 623 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LennyFace134 - 7/8/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2234 You deserved it 732 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tristaph - 1/8/2018 00:00 Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML I agree, your life sucks 2289 You deserved it 170 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jeauxann - 11/5/2018 23:59 Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML I agree, your life sucks 3486 You deserved it 271 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amber Rutledge - 27/1/2018 00:00 Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, your life sucks 2765 You deserved it 416 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan - 25/12/2017 17:30 FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, your life sucks 1148 You deserved it 218 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 19/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 1603 You deserved it 226 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 18/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 3344 You deserved it 190 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 16/10/2017 14:30 I agree, your life sucks 1520 You deserved it 173 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 14/10/2017 08:29 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 1509 You deserved it 300 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I was suicidal and wrote a goodbye note to an estranged friend. My friend was furious at me for contacting him and said I was a crappy friend who... I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
My wife was telling me how funny her ex boyfriend was. How she loved him because he was so funny and cute. She has said repeatedly that I am not funny... I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I had too much to eat at dinner. I had to cut sexy time with my husband short because I couldn't do it. I feel bad because it's his birthday today... I agree, your life sucks 498 You deserved it 194 4 Comments
Today, while I was working in a department store, two 15-year-old kids started having sex in a changing room. When I found them, the boy pulled out and... I agree, your life sucks 1053 You deserved it 69 1 Comments
