By Alyxandrea Loffer - 26/7/2020 14:00 Oh, hai! Today, while answering hospice calls, I had to take this one with a straight face. FML I agree, your life sucks 632 You deserved it 98 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alyxandrea Loffer - 9/7/2020 17:02 Green fingers Today, I learned that the $30 plant that I've been tediously tending to and extremely proud of for thriving is actually just a subspecies of ragweed. FML I agree, your life sucks 959 You deserved it 396 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/5/2020 23:00 Crossed wires Today, there's no recovering from this. FML I agree, your life sucks 524 You deserved it 271 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/4/2020 08:00 That sinking feeling… Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1301 You deserved it 377 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marina1686 - 20/9/2019 20:00 If the shoe fits… Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 643 You deserved it 892 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FMLMaximus - 13/9/2019 14:00 Warranties don't cover kids, do they? Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1117 You deserved it 420 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sonia Kirpalani - 5/8/2019 00:01 Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the chippy, only to spend 7 quid on chips and curry sauce that my deck chair was never going to let me eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 513 You deserved it 839 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 16/7/2019 05:18 Relatable. I agree, your life sucks 590 You deserved it 64 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 12/7/2019 17:10 FML in a nutshell. I agree, your life sucks 741 You deserved it 100 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 11/7/2019 17:00 FML Users Rise Up! I agree, your life sucks 807 You deserved it 100 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 10/7/2019 15:05 We've lost track of the plot of the show. I agree, your life sucks 566 You deserved it 97 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 8/7/2019 11:00 So, how's your summer so far? I agree, your life sucks 628 You deserved it 93 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 6/7/2019 17:00 Summer's here, and the time is right for… I agree, your life sucks 778 You deserved it 137 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 24/6/2019 22:47 Mondays are like… I agree, your life sucks 974 You deserved it 97 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nav - 16/6/2019 22:00 Today, I sent a sexy text to my husband while he waited for a flight home at the airport. This was his response. FML I agree, your life sucks 1291 You deserved it 725 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ash - 14/6/2019 14:02 Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML I agree, your life sucks 1052 You deserved it 117 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/6/2019 20:00 Today, after I finally got the money for a pool, I built a deck, filled it a quarter of the way, then all the 4x4 beams collapsed. The pool ripped in half, flooding the yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1208 You deserved it 826 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 23/5/2019 03:29 The FML Motto I agree, your life sucks 607 You deserved it 86 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/5/2019 06:04 Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML I agree, your life sucks 1300 You deserved it 256 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deerling - 6/3/2019 18:00 Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1882 You deserved it 452 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CoffeeMate - 21/12/2018 20:00 Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was, so I held him as I ate in the kitchen. While I did so, he, like a demonic feline, decided to smack my full cup of coffee over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1552 You deserved it 437 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2018 03:30 Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2821 You deserved it 227 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why Me - 15/8/2018 04:00 Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1799 You deserved it 632 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LennyFace134 - 7/8/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2243 You deserved it 742 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tristaph - 1/8/2018 00:00 Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML I agree, your life sucks 2299 You deserved it 174 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jeauxann - 11/5/2018 23:59 Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML I agree, your life sucks 3502 You deserved it 274 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amber Rutledge - 27/1/2018 00:00 Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, your life sucks 2772 You deserved it 418 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan - 25/12/2017 17:30 FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, your life sucks 1153 You deserved it 220 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 19/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 1609 You deserved it 226 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 18/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 3354 You deserved it 193 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
After being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, my cat pissed in my bed, so I hate to change the sheets but just as I get out of bed and take my first step I stepped in my cat's poop as well and... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 7 0 Comments
Today, I'm horny all the time, but my endurance in the sack is horrible. Why me? FML I agree, your life sucks 780 You deserved it 229 8 Comments
Today, I have an incredibly high sex drive. My boyfriend doesn't. He made me throw away my, rarely used, sex toys because he's jealous of them. I wouldn't... I agree, your life sucks 1242 You deserved it 207 15 Comments
