By Alyxandrea Loffer - 26/7/2020 14:00 Oh, hai! Today, while answering hospice calls, I had to take this one with a straight face. FML I agree, your life sucks 616 You deserved it 95 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alyxandrea Loffer - 9/7/2020 17:02 Green fingers Today, I learned that the $30 plant that I've been tediously tending to and extremely proud of for thriving is actually just a subspecies of ragweed. FML I agree, your life sucks 951 You deserved it 393 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/5/2020 23:00 Crossed wires Today, there's no recovering from this. FML I agree, your life sucks 524 You deserved it 271 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/4/2020 08:00 That sinking feeling… Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1299 You deserved it 377 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marina1686 - 20/9/2019 20:00 If the shoe fits… Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 641 You deserved it 886 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FMLMaximus - 13/9/2019 14:00 Warranties don't cover kids, do they? Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1116 You deserved it 419 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sonia Kirpalani - 5/8/2019 00:01 Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the chippy, only to spend 7 quid on chips and curry sauce that my deck chair was never going to let me eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 513 You deserved it 836 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 16/7/2019 05:18 Relatable. I agree, your life sucks 590 You deserved it 64 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 12/7/2019 17:10 FML in a nutshell. I agree, your life sucks 740 You deserved it 99 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 11/7/2019 17:00 FML Users Rise Up! I agree, your life sucks 807 You deserved it 99 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 10/7/2019 15:05 We've lost track of the plot of the show. I agree, your life sucks 566 You deserved it 97 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 8/7/2019 11:00 So, how's your summer so far? I agree, your life sucks 628 You deserved it 93 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 6/7/2019 17:00 Summer's here, and the time is right for… I agree, your life sucks 778 You deserved it 137 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 24/6/2019 22:47 Mondays are like… I agree, your life sucks 974 You deserved it 97 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nav - 16/6/2019 22:00 Today, I sent a sexy text to my husband while he waited for a flight home at the airport. This was his response. FML I agree, your life sucks 1291 You deserved it 725 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ash - 14/6/2019 14:02 Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML I agree, your life sucks 1052 You deserved it 117 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/6/2019 20:00 Today, after I finally got the money for a pool, I built a deck, filled it a quarter of the way, then all the 4x4 beams collapsed. The pool ripped in half, flooding the yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1207 You deserved it 824 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - 23/5/2019 03:29 The FML Motto I agree, your life sucks 607 You deserved it 86 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/5/2019 06:04 Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML I agree, your life sucks 1298 You deserved it 255 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deerling - 6/3/2019 18:00 Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1881 You deserved it 450 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CoffeeMate - 21/12/2018 20:00 Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was, so I held him as I ate in the kitchen. While I did so, he, like a demonic feline, decided to smack my full cup of coffee over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1552 You deserved it 435 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2018 03:30 Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2820 You deserved it 225 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why Me - 15/8/2018 04:00 Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1799 You deserved it 629 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LennyFace134 - 7/8/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2242 You deserved it 741 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tristaph - 1/8/2018 00:00 Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML I agree, your life sucks 2299 You deserved it 174 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jeauxann - 11/5/2018 23:59 Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML I agree, your life sucks 3502 You deserved it 274 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amber Rutledge - 27/1/2018 00:00 Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, your life sucks 2772 You deserved it 418 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan - 25/12/2017 17:30 FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, your life sucks 1153 You deserved it 220 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 19/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 1609 You deserved it 226 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - 18/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York I agree, your life sucks 3354 You deserved it 193 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I ask my mother why my second name is Margret. – Oh, I think that was one of your dad’s girls. – What girls? – That he had an affair with. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, my biologist father had a slide show and speech prepared for my wedding. It started with “40 years ago, there was a tree here”. I thought, this... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML I agree, your life sucks 150 You deserved it 311 3 Comments
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML I agree, your life sucks 822 You deserved it 72 5 Comments
