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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

LA Photographer Throws Obnoxious Party On NYC Subway

It's all a show for some people.

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By Tweety Bird

The Top 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Week

Here's this week's list of FML's favorite funny tweets. Enjoy!

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By Chairman Meow

Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!

Another week, another top comment list. See if you made the cut!

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By Gloria Borger

Dutch Man Wants To Legally Change Age

He hopes it will make his life (and his Tinder results) much better.

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

Tourist Complains About Vietnamese Shower, But It's Not A Shower

You're doing it wrong, dude!

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By Gloria Borger

Dead Brothel Owner Wins Nevada Election

We can't believe we're not making this up.

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By Gloria Borger

Dogs Are Getting Jealous Over 'Red Dead Redemption 2'

The video game is leaving IRL dogs feeling left out!

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By Gloria Borger

Seat Full Of Dog Feces Disgusts Delta Passengers

Delta's solution is raising eyebrows.

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

Man Falls Through Waffle House Ceiling, Fights Customers, And Flees

So many questions, so little time.

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

Snake Reunited With Owner After Accidental Goodwill Donation

The little boa has had quite the adventure!

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By VDM

Music Soothes The Soul... And Cheese Too?

It's a musical experiment with Swiss Cheese!

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By Gloria Borger

Woman Borrows Cousin's Hand For Engagement Photos

Timing is everything!

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

CVS Customer Gets 6-Foot Receipt After Buying Three Items

Is this the longest receipt ever received?

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By Tweety Bird - United States - New York

The Top 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Week

Want to see funny tweets without scrolling through a sea of duds? Here are our favorites from this week!

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By Chairman Meow - United States - New York

Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!

See if you made the list!

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By Gloria Borger

Baggage Handler Falls Asleep In Hold And Flies To Chicago

He partied a little too hard the night before...

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By Gloria Borger

Dog Shoots Owner, Owner Defends Him

"He didn't mean to do it. He's a good dog."

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By Gloria Borger

Cat Crashes Istanbul Fashion Show Runway (VIDEO)

It's called the catwalk for a reason!

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By Gloria Borger

Alabama Woman Stuck In Halloween Costume Fangs

She bit the teeth and the teeth bit back!

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By Gloria Borger

Earth-Friendly Car Turns Into Rodent Feast

An Ottawa man is doing battle with his neighborhood squirrels.

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By Gloria Borger

Superdry Closed Due To Flooding

It looks like they're not really super dry anymore!

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By Tweety Bird - United States - New York

The Top 10 Funniest Tweets Of The Week

Here are all of our favorite tweets from this week!

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

Japanese Temples Use Disco Light Shows To Attract Visitors

That's what the youth wants, right? Right???

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By Chairman Meow

Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week!

Congratulations to all who made the list!

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By Gloria Borger

Dog Pretends To Be A Stray To Get Burgers

The owner has some choice words for her sneaky pooch.

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By Gloria Borger - United States - New York

Man Ignites Home Trying To Burn Spiders

Here we go again...

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By Gloria Borger

David Schwimmer Responds To Police Hunt For Look-Alike

Ross? Is that you?

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By Gloria Borger

Student Suspended For Clever Backpack Ban Protest

No backpacks? Fine. I'll use something else...

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By Gloria Borger

Robbers Arrested After Coming Back For More

Crime doesn't pay, kids.

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By Gloria Borger

Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital

They just want their colon back!

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