By Tweety Bird - 12/11/2018 03:55 The Top 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Week Here's this week's list of FML's favorite funny tweets. Enjoy! 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chairman Meow - 10/11/2018 17:35 Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week! Another week, another top comment list. See if you made the cut! 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 9/11/2018 23:46 Dutch Man Wants To Legally Change Age He hopes it will make his life (and his Tinder results) much better. 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 9/11/2018 10:54 - United States - New York Tourist Complains About Vietnamese Shower, But It's Not A Shower You're doing it wrong, dude! 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 9/11/2018 00:31 Dead Brothel Owner Wins Nevada Election We can't believe we're not making this up. 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 8/11/2018 17:00 Dogs Are Getting Jealous Over 'Red Dead Redemption 2' The video game is leaving IRL dogs feeling left out! 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 7/11/2018 23:45 Seat Full Of Dog Feces Disgusts Delta Passengers Delta's solution is raising eyebrows. 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 7/11/2018 11:05 - United States - New York Man Falls Through Waffle House Ceiling, Fights Customers, And Flees So many questions, so little time. 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 6/11/2018 17:10 - United States - New York Snake Reunited With Owner After Accidental Goodwill Donation The little boa has had quite the adventure! 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By VDM - 6/11/2018 16:45 Music Soothes The Soul... And Cheese Too? It's a musical experiment with Swiss Cheese! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 5/11/2018 23:45 Woman Borrows Cousin's Hand For Engagement Photos Timing is everything! 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 5/11/2018 10:47 - United States - New York CVS Customer Gets 6-Foot Receipt After Buying Three Items Is this the longest receipt ever received? 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tweety Bird - 4/11/2018 17:00 - United States - New York The Top 12 Funniest Tweets Of The Week Want to see funny tweets without scrolling through a sea of duds? Here are our favorites from this week! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chairman Meow - 4/11/2018 11:17 - United States - New York Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week! See if you made the list! 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 3/11/2018 00:05 Baggage Handler Falls Asleep In Hold And Flies To Chicago He partied a little too hard the night before... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 2/11/2018 16:05 Dog Shoots Owner, Owner Defends Him "He didn't mean to do it. He's a good dog." 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 31/10/2018 23:00 Cat Crashes Istanbul Fashion Show Runway (VIDEO) It's called the catwalk for a reason! 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 31/10/2018 16:35 Alabama Woman Stuck In Halloween Costume Fangs She bit the teeth and the teeth bit back! 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 30/10/2018 23:00 Earth-Friendly Car Turns Into Rodent Feast An Ottawa man is doing battle with his neighborhood squirrels. 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 30/10/2018 16:10 Superdry Closed Due To Flooding It looks like they're not really super dry anymore! 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tweety Bird - 29/10/2018 18:05 - United States - New York The Top 10 Funniest Tweets Of The Week Here are all of our favorite tweets from this week! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 29/10/2018 11:00 - United States - New York Japanese Temples Use Disco Light Shows To Attract Visitors That's what the youth wants, right? Right??? 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chairman Meow - 29/10/2018 05:11 Here Are The Top 10 Comments Of The Week! Congratulations to all who made the list! 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 26/10/2018 16:17 Dog Pretends To Be A Stray To Get Burgers The owner has some choice words for her sneaky pooch. 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 25/10/2018 17:35 - United States - New York Man Ignites Home Trying To Burn Spiders Here we go again... 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 25/10/2018 17:17 David Schwimmer Responds To Police Hunt For Look-Alike Ross? Is that you? 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 24/10/2018 23:30 Student Suspended For Clever Backpack Ban Protest No backpacks? Fine. I'll use something else... 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 24/10/2018 16:00 Robbers Arrested After Coming Back For More Crime doesn't pay, kids. 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 23/10/2018 23:55 Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital They just want their colon back! 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gloria Borger - 23/10/2018 10:15 - United States - New York Urine-Soaked Seat Ruins Couple's Vacation Not even business class is safe. 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Last night, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. Well we came home thinking me and him were gonna have sexy time. I got on... I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 19 0 Comments
Today I slept with my girlfriend for the first time, when I woke up my pants were off and she was gone.. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 5 0 Comments
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he... I agree, your life sucks 1013 You deserved it 82 7 Comments
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing.... I agree, your life sucks 1185 You deserved it 1382 8 Comments
