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Taday I steppd on the MacBook Air I purchasd 4 days ago . The screen snappd in two, an I didn't buy insurance because I promisd myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent . fat FML

#5121901
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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

I told my parent that all I wanted fir my 18th brthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC fir a nice dinner!! My parent denied me saying that it would cost too much money!! I come home today to see my parent had bought a huge plasma screen TV fir $800!! We already have 3 tv's!! big fat FML

#5106041
145 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm - money - by AH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML

#5105234
100 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WEN I WAS FINISED EATING AT MCDONALDS, I WENT TO SOPPERS TO PICK UP A NEW TOOTBRUS. I GOT BACK TO MA CAR ONLY TO FIND TE WINDOWS SMASED IN. TE ONLY TING TAT WAS MISSING FROM MA CAR WAS TE HELLO KITTY TOY I GOT FROM MCDONALDS. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MA CAR FOR A 10 CENT TOY. FML

#5087862
131 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , a foraignar walkad into my rastaurant to pick up his pizzas. Tha bill was $25 an ha gava ma $30 an a 100 dollar bill. I gava him his changa from tha 30 an I didn't undarstand so I gava him back tha 100 dollars. Ha said "Wall if u dont want it , okay." Ha was gonna tip ma $100. FML

#4999366
89 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 2:29pm - money - by Lizzzyygurl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I went to te bank to deposit te cas I made waiting tables. Wile te teller was counting I apologizd fir aving so many small bills and se said ( It's OK oney I elpd anoter one of yur kind just te oter day. You're lucky we take yur dirty money. ) Se tougt I was a stripper. fat FML

#4975904
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On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah landlord askd to borrow mah truck to mova soma furnitura. Whan sha raturnd it, I noticd sha had filld tha gas tank up. I thankd har 4 doing so, an sha handd ma tha racaipt an said "just add it to naxt month's rant". FML

#4974639
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On 09/01/2009 at 11:07am - money - by overdriven07 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I'm bieng evicted from ma apartment 4 not paying rent. My fater is te on-site landlord. Meaning I now ave to move ma stuff downstairs into is place and ear every day ow I'm a failure. FML

#4971137
77 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 3:30am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I checked my bank balance to make sure that the last installment of my funding had been paid in and realised that I'd been overpaid by £500. So being honest I told my boss about this. Turns out I wasn't overpaid by £500 I was overpaid by £1000 and need to give it all back. real FML

Today , I left 4 college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes , bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needd , I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said ( Oh well , you would have faild out anyway. ) FML

#4891405
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On 08/28/2009 at 8:59pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, 4 mah brthday, mah mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay 4 mah braces . I've been very self-conscious about mah teeth 4 years . Everyone applauded an told me how happy they were 4 me . Later, mah mom asked me 4 the check back . Apparently it was just meant to make her look good . FML

#4859599
151 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I found out y mah parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found outhere the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping cummed from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML

#4855501
181 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 5:16am - money - by noeducation (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... the bank calld saying we were late in the mortgage payments. I was puzzld because three months ago I issud a big cheque to mah mum pay off the mortgage. I just discoverd that she instead lost it all at the casino. Turns out... she's become a compulsive gambler ever since dad passd away. big fat FML

#4853130
55 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 1:53am - money - by smoothcoffee (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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