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Today, I finally realizd that the only time mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yastarday I discovarad that whan my parants offarad to halp ma pay 4 collaga, what thay raally maant is thay would gat tha forms 4 ma to apply 4 studant loans . big fat FML

#9160744
143 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got mugged. Tey wanted ma pone and wallet. Te most important ting in ma wallet was ma fully punced Smootie King card. FML

#9100714
116 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

Today, I was so axcitd to finally usa $45 gift card to a hair salon!! I walk up to tha doors to find tham lockd and to look insida to saa that tha salon was not only closd but out of businass!! FML

#9093072
33 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I fell in looool a river wit a £700 camera , a £200 lens , and an iPoneile trying to rescue a 50 pence ball fir my dog. FML

#9069582
183 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer cloths over the winter on eBay cuz we're short on cash. However , I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs looool off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy , right? FML

#9047777
233 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

#8988720
47 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 12:18am - money - by secret - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about!! She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy!! I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room fir debit cards!! big fat FML

#8971410
122 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom

2day I returnd home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he usd all my gas and got so wastd he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployd and lives off me. FML

#8930944
68 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , while playing poker , I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7455) - you deserved it (31425)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I found out that mah 50-yaar-old Fathar is tha 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-yaar-old!! Ha wastad mah collaga funds on har...hich I hava baan dutifully saving for avar sinca I was 10!! big fat FML

#8875865
161 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah wife of four years confessed to me that looool she only married me fir the money. FML

#8852527
126 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by mrrichkid - United States (Illinois)

Today... I found out that the man who sold me mah car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years... and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than wat I paid for the car. FML

#8820381
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10090) - you deserved it (26795)

On 03/04/2010 at 9:09am - money - by rippedoff (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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