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Today , I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer cloths over the winter on eBay cuz we're short on cash. However , I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs looool off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy , right? FML
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about!! She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy!! I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room fir debit cards!! big fat FML
2day I returnd home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he usd all my gas and got so wastd he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployd and lives off me. FML
Today... I found out that the man who sold me mah car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years... and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than wat I paid for the car. FML
Friday 27 March 2015