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Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

#21416055
100 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
109 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
50 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML

#21412233
90 comments

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On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

#21410631
108 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

#21409927
75 comments

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On 05/14/2015 at 8:41am - money - by sparkyjaf - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my rental car had an automatic rear hatch. That sounded helpful until I used it and it emptied $60 in just-purchased groceries for the week on the parking lot pavement. The jars and jugs weren't ready for the leap. FML

#21408338
51 comments

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On 05/11/2015 at 10:37am - money - by technodont - United States

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

#21406331
99 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 5:43pm - money - by NevertheKool (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
264 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

#21396823
62 comments

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On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
79 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29535) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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