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Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML

#21506290
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17813) - you deserved it (2090)

On 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at my workplace, $200 checks were given to every employee for how well the corporation was doing. The temps didn't get any. Guess who was the only temp. FML

#21504929
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22213) - you deserved it (2186)

On 12/17/2015 at 8:45pm - money - by Jorgen - United States

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

#21503317
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (11129)

On 12/13/2015 at 3:04pm - money - by ehcanadianeh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

#21502573
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21893) - you deserved it (1418)

On 12/11/2015 at 11:34am - money - by KamiAzaaaaaa (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML

#21501579
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21930) - you deserved it (2017)

On 12/08/2015 at 5:56pm - money - by *sigh* - United Kingdom

Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML

#21501371
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20918) - you deserved it (2013)

On 12/08/2015 at 3:30am - money - by Lala (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML

#21500704
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (1776)

On 12/06/2015 at 10:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis and bought a mercedes along with a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML

#21500343
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24485) - you deserved it (1444)

On 12/05/2015 at 9:54am - money - by adam (man) - Czech Republic

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML

#21499425
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19017) - you deserved it (1426)

On 12/02/2015 at 7:44pm - money - by Makusu420 - United States (California)

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

#21499372
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (1347)

On 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm - money - by Notfamous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

#21497594
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (13498)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm - money - by nitemastr15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

#21497474
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (1295)

On 11/27/2015 at 12:55pm - money - by shal4 (woman) -



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