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Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

#21432294
52 comments

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On 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

#21430451
48 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 12:15am - money - by broke bitch - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26967) - you deserved it (12569)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

#21427797
58 comments

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On 06/17/2015 at 10:07pm - money - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

#21426185
161 comments

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On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
101 comments

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On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

#21425373
132 comments

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On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML

#21425187
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25543) - you deserved it (1764)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:56pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, one of my two roommates moved out without warning after we discovered that the rent hadn't been paid in full in a month, the utility bill hadn't been paid in two months, and the electric bill hadn't been paid in three months. We found out when the power was turned off. FML

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

#21419568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (4886)

On 06/02/2015 at 3:42am - money - by sorrystupid - United States

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

#21418098
47 comments

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On 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm - money - by broke and hungry - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (2671)

On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)



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