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Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

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you deserve that one alone for paying $170. it makes you even more of an idiot for not getting the right date on it.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:16pm by bobdole

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i'm sorry but if you cant remember to change your dob then you probably shouldn't be drinking

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:20pm by holynemesis1208

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