Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

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  • haha. Funny guy

    #1 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:19pm by howdidithappen

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  • Did you ever hear that when something sounds too good to be true, it usually is? Don't be so gullible and neurotic next time, and celebrate the fact that you have a very humorous dad.

    #26 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:51pm by officerpat

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