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Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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That sucks. Where I live it's illegal to drive without car insurance.

#2 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:17pm by 1337Steph

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that was stupid of you - insurance is to cover your ass as well as the other idiots out there!!

#3 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:18pm by twinb76

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