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Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 2:20pm - money - by WorkSexMonkey (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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it's perfectly fine to shut off the heat but you need to remember to shut off the water and drain the pipes. FYI for future reference, though I don't think they'll ever let you be responsible for it again.

#4 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:18pm by FD929

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OP, dont breed plz

#2 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:15pm by name2notforget

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