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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39517) - you deserved it (1476)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

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So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.

#11 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:17pm by LoLoLo

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And you're on this website instead of trying to find out who robbed the place why?

#17 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:14pm by v

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