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Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10443) - you deserved it (52014)

On 12/03/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by DidntCheckTheCalendar (woman) - Kuwait

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You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:39pm by my_fml_account

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At least it wasn't your wedding :D

#1 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:34pm by meanie_monday

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