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Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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One time when I was 16, I wrote a check and got charged 30 dollars by the bank for overdrawing my account. What was the magical purchase? A soda... for $1.05.

Life lesson learned: learn to balance your account! So you'll have money to spend, even for silly things like stamps, sodas, or whatever.

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:00pm by NorfolkDude

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You used a debit card to buy one stamp!? I'm surprised they'd even consider accepting it.

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:13pm by cthulhu1138

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