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Today, a buttmunch customar brought in $7 worth of pannias I had to count and roll. As I was putting tham in tha daposita box at tha and of my shift, I fumblad and droppad tha rolls. All but ona broka, spilling thair contants on tha floor. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29891) - you deserved it (6074)

On 10/08/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by StellaSanguina (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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You do know that in some areas o the work it's illegal to pay with excessive amounts of change... right? I know I'm allowed to smile and tell customers that I'm not legally allowed to take more than 26 pennies in a single transaction. There's a limit on everything else too but I happened to memorize the penny limit because the damn things suck.

#15 - On 10/09/2009 at 4:26am by Lythiaren

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I once had a dollar. idk just felt like giving imput

#23 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:31am by amatayo

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