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Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you deserved it (6850)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:20am - money - by robbedonCTA (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Smart guy.
Crap. There goes our only advantage.

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:11am by Synnie

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that why I keep mine in the front pocket beacuse I'll see if someones reaching for my cock

#11 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:41am by zack767

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