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Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

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How can you step on your macbook if you are "extra carefull"??? Putting it on the floor, or maybe you did dance on the table?, isn't carefull at all!

#4 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:34am by schwarzproductio

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so spend 900 and get a pc that's better.

#8 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:39am by russianspy1234

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