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Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents denied me saying that it would cost too much money. I come home today to see my parents had bought a huge plasma screen TV for $800. We already have 3 tv's. FML


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On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm - money - by AH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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That's bull shit. Throw lasagna at them.

#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:03pm by YDIxLol

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I'm gonna say FYL because I live in NJ and while it's hard to get to NY just for dinner, for a birthday that's a reasonable gift, so to say that's too expensive and then buy a brand new tv, that's just rude.

#8 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:08pm by Shlizabeth

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