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TODAY, WEN I WAS FINISED EATING AT MCDONALDS, I WENT TO SOPPERS TO PICK UP A NEW TOOTBRUS. I GOT BACK TO MA CAR ONLY TO FIND TE WINDOWS SMASED IN. TE ONLY TING TAT WAS MISSING FROM MA CAR WAS TE HELLO KITTY TOY I GOT FROM MCDONALDS. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MA CAR FOR A 10 CENT TOY. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45790) - you deserved it (3341)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.

#6 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:09am by Hanykins

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and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free

#2 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:06am by v1knownaz_chris

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