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Today, after going to the bathroom, I saw what I thought was a hidden camera in the air vent. Freaking out, I called the cops as I thought someone was spying on me. When they got to my house they burst out laughing - it was a mini air freshener. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (40139)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:18am - money - by 1800_idontcare (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Like anyone would want to see YOU pee anyway.

Uh... I mean... Do you have a hot brother?

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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that is absolutely ridiculous. I made an account just so i could tell you that your paranoid delusions potentially cost somebody their life. Wasting cops time doesn't help anybody and it makes you look stupid. Did you not think to just remove the vent cover and look for yourself instead of waisting everybody's time and risk preventing them from being somewhere they where really needed. you suck.

#12 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:57am by duggokenshin

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