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Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML


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On 08/15/2009 at 8:49pm - money - by smallpaycheck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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there's no way he can deduct the cost of the shoes from your salary.....there is no way you can be held accountable for theft unless you were letting him try the shoes on right next to the exit of the store or w/e but even then, theft of store items should be reported and should be covered by the stores insurance time, dont wither so easily under your boss and stand up for yourself......

#11 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:41am by season4reason

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when you are not at work,
get a friend to have the boss wait on him.
get the most expensive pair of shoes and run off with them on.

#8 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:18am by nodbor

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